volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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cueparanoia:

dr-sweater-paws:

sizvideos:

Video

DUDE! OH MY…CRICKEY

WHAT.

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"Maybe you just have to live for the small things, like being called pretty or someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your stomach hurts. Maybe that’s all that really matters at the end of the day."

—Tianna Kavanagh (via soulsscrawl)

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